toptierrattata:

Sober is the last thing I want to be right now.

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urbanclictionary:

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therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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